Neil Autry and his Amazing Shirts
Neil Autry, Proprietor
Y Spy: Who are you and why are you here?
Neil Autry: My name is Neil Autry, and I own Western Evil, and we are currently running a booth at HorrorHound Weekend.
Y Spy: Did you make these cross-stitches yourself?
Autry: Yes. My girlfriend sews these professionally, and she’s going to be opening a website for them soon. She’s done them all by hand, and all original designs, each unique in their own way.
Y Spy: Did you make the shirts yourselves as well?
Autry: Yeah. I do all my own designing. I don’t silk screen them; I send them out, and they’re sent back to me. We have such great designs as the “C.H.U.D. Nelson” and “Your mom swallows period blood.”
[At this point, I noticed the C.H.U.D. Nelson t-shirt, which features the head of a cannibalistic underdweller on the body of the bad boy from “The Breakfast Club.” For a few seconds, I’m stunned by its magnificence.]
Y Spy: So how did you get Elvira’s tits in a box?
Autry: She actually posted a thing on her website connecting to her eBay store. She was having an estate sale; she sold a lot of rare items and autographs. Among the things that caught my eye was the fact that she was selling a life-cast bust of her tits. I paid $198 for Elvira’s tits, and really only had to outbid one person. It’s completely bizarre; you’d think something as historical as Elvira’s tits would bring more than $198.
When I purchased them on eBay they were said to be from the “Haunted Hills” Elvira, but I recently had them signed and she informed me that they were from “Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold.”
Y Spy: How awesome of a marketing technique has charging to see Elvira’s tits worked out?
Autry: I have had a lot of people buying $2 stickers and $1.25 pins just to take a look at Elvira’s tits. It’s working out, slowly but surely. I definitely made my money back.
Y Spy: What scares you?
Autry: Death! Actually dying.
Best for Job Interviews, Bar Mitzvahs, and Funerals.
C.H.U.D. Nelson and his friends can be found at www.westernevil.com.
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